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Recently Detoxed Off SSRI’s And Ready To Part-ay
Hi there! I’ve been sober a good chunk of time, but recently made the highly personal decision to stop using anti-depressants to medicate my personality. I’m sexy, smart and great at your office party,...
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Why I Don’t Want Your Husband
Cameron Diaz, who is my spirit animal, recently shared in an interview that she feels she makes her married friends uncomfortable. In her view, it is inconceivable to her friends that she has chosen to...
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Re: My Application for Girlfriend Status
Dear Sir, Thank you for reviewing my application to be your girlfriend. I place a lot of time and effort into being someone whom someone else might potentially want to make a life with, so I appreciate...
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I’m Taking A Hiatus From Fucking (Or A Fucking Hiatus)
Some time ago I woke up and realized I was done with casual sex, if there even is such a thing. Some time after that, I had a little more of it. While those experiences were sufficiently juicy, this...
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If My Vagina Had Known What Dating Would Be Like, She Would Have Stayed Married
All my life I have had contempt for people who stay in relationships that aren’t working. Sexless marriages, or unions that involve a lot of screaming, or “business arrangements” abound (especially the...
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How To Tell A Guy About Your Personality Disorder
Early on in every relationship I have to have “the conversation,” and this is after the other conversations that are not exactly easy like: “I have two children, are you aware I have two children I’m...
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21 Types of Guys You Should Never Date*
1. Guys with ponytails, or a man-bun. This is a problem for me as I’m attracted to men with long hair, but probably give them a miss unless you’re into pegging. 2. Anyone in the “dating coach” field-...
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To Whom I May Bang
When dating in the county of Los Angeles (and who knows, maybe even further afield in Ventura) one notices a propensity for people in general and dudes in particular, to be something approximating “in...
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